The War on Reality

Unsurprisingly, Christmas is "winning" the "War on Christmas" in America.

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So a nation where roughly 80%+ of the population identifies as Christian was worried that...

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No, wait. Gimmie a second.

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I'm so glad all those poor, oppressed, Christian people in America are finally strong enough to exert their demographic influence by expecting private institutions to cater to and respect their beliefs.

Because, really, this utter culture war nonsense "War on Christmas" has been so overblown by right wing douchebags successful, I'd almost forgot there was some sort of holiday coming up. You know, after this week's holiday. I have literally been wondering where all the Christmas-themes have gone from Novembers and Decembers in our culture.

But thanks to Bill O'Reilly's book revenue and the American Union of Folks Unhappy Laws Tolerate Un-Religious Dissent (AUFULTURD), our beautiful nation (sniff) can get back to the business of ramming our religion down the throats of others celebratin' the birthin' of the baby Jesus by buying a bunch of crap on credit. SOoo-ie, PIG!

AND TEH EBIL KENYAN ANTI-COLONIAL SOCIALIZMS CANT DO NOTHINGS ABOUT IT STOOPID LIBRULS 101!!01!!

And no, there wasn't any way I could respond to that news in a reasonable, mature manner.

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